FML MONDAYS

That awkward moment when you walk to your car in the morning and the parking enforcement lady is standing right by your car.

me: “NO NO NO PLEASE NO”

pe lady: “I’m sorry, I already but it the license plate number, I have to finish it”

me: “Please, no Please! I just got one last week!!”

pe lady: “I understand”

****NO, you don’t

That awkward awkward moment when your hands are full of your portfolio and you’re near tears.

me: “Have a good day…”

*SHE JUST DRIVES AWAY

me: “….bitch”

That awkward awful moment when you’re driving to school in the morning…crying.

me: “fml. Fml. FML. F.M.L.”

That  awkward awesome moment when you think of who owes you money…and contact them later in the day.